Saturday, May 30, 2009

Looking for some new moves at the club? Look no further!

It's tough to make an impression on the dancefloor nowadays. I mean, everybody knows the Robot. And the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, even the Charlie Chaplin. The Kid N' Play isn't kitschy fun anymore. I think it's time we found some new inspiration...may I suggest the following?

DO THE ARCHES!
This is a serious go-to on the dance floor...

BUST OUT SOME ZELDA!
If it's good enough for Link, it's good enough for you, young dancer...

THE POTTY DANCE!
Do this, and you're a diaper-full of awesome!

MOO! THEN OINK!
Remember...WAVE for catfish, SCREAM for ribs!

THE AFRICAN ANTEATER RITUAL!
Tiny Seth Green wants you to do it!

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE BARBIE!
That's just what Barbie needs...all that pressure on the dancefloor. It was during these years that Cocaine Habit Barbie was created.



MAKE-A THE PIZZA!
Sprinkle some cheese...on your new-found popularity.



THUNDERBIRD DANCING IS GO!
To be used ONLY in case of SNAP! emergency...

What are you waiting for? Get out and DANCE!

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